Disneyland is lame.

They don't even want me to work there. Stupids. I would look so good rockin' that lederhosen and servin' that bratwurst. I would be the bell of the ... Matterhorn? Yeah, I would. Suck on that Cinderella! You and your "ball." But I digress. The point is that's one out of three California jobs I applied for that don't want me. I have a feeling Seattle wins this summer, cause New York already dropped out of the race. On a side note, I'm okay that New York will not be home this summer: I'm already dying because of the heat and it's only April! Ninety degrees tomorrow! No beach! No pool! Kill me now!