Disneyland is lame.

They don't even want me to work there. Stupids. I would look so good rockin' that lederhosen and servin' that bratwurst. I would be the bell of the ... Matterhorn? Yeah, I would. Suck on that Cinderella! You and your "ball." But I digress. The point is that's one out of three California jobs I applied for that don't want me. I have a feeling Seattle wins this summer, cause New York already dropped out of the race. On a side note, I'm okay that New York will not be home this summer: I'm already dying because of the heat and it's only April! Ninety degrees tomorrow! No beach! No pool! Kill me now!

A small rant about nothing important

Of all the things I could rant about right now, I will choose the one that matters the least...

I'm so mad that Fox doesn't post shows online until eight days after the original broadcast. Obviously Kal Penn leaving House to work at the White House is going to be on the news. Spoiler Alert! I watch the news, I read the news, I already know that Kutner kills himself. And I'm mad! Stupid Fox... If they posted the next day like everybody else did I would have watched the episode before reading about Penn's new government position. Speaking of which, I don't know how I feel about the Obama administration "cementing Obama's ties to the entertainment industry" by appointing "actor/activists." It could be good. Maybe not. Time will tell. At least Obama doesn't wait eight days to post his videos online. Grr.

Isn't she the cutest!?

My newest niece, Emmalee!!

Isn't he the cutest!?

The newest addition to my family has arrived! My sister Danielle and her husband Kevin had their first child Thursday. Everyone, meet James Kenneth.

Neglect

If my blog were a cactus, it would be dead by now.

I'm less nurturing than the desert.*

I will remedy this soon. With an actually post. In the meantime, enjoy this video. Consider it a Valentine's Day treat.




*Joke provided by Demetri Martin... I'm just not that funny.